Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Final Days
Warren, I have given my notice
Saturday 20 is my final day with Memory Express
Trunk beer will live for ever
Saturday 20 is my final day with Memory Express
Trunk beer will live for ever
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Skyline movie
WTF
Where is Will Smith
He'd kick alien ass
What is with the end of the movie. Beauty and the beast?
I smell no sequel and a poor rating.
4 stars out of 10
Good torrent but not $15 worth
Where is Will Smith
He'd kick alien ass
What is with the end of the movie. Beauty and the beast?
I smell no sequel and a poor rating.
4 stars out of 10
Good torrent but not $15 worth
Saturday, November 13, 2010
VIRUS PROTECTION FOR MY TELEVISION
My TV Plasma has a USB plug, I need a virus protection for the TV.
this is an actual call that I took
then i found this LOL
Here's one warning Samsung didn't put in the box for their 3D TVs.
Watching them can make you pregnant.
Or at least that's what internet pranksters would have you believe.
One "Jennifer Johnson" this week appeared to claim she suffered a hi-def 3D divine intervention while her soldier husband "Eric" was away serving in Iraq.
She said she was watching a pornographic movie with her friends when she came over "all dizzy", the story claimed.
A month later, she realised she was pregnant and eventually became the proud mother of a dark-skinned boy.
What's even more amazing is she and her husband were both white.
Ms Johnson said her 3D baby was "very much like the black porn star in the movie".
And if you, like most people, leapt to the conclusion that Mr Johnson might have been played for a fool — think again.
"I see it as suspicious," he said.
"The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible."
The story is, of course, a hoax. But it fooled many tech websites, including Gizmodo — that of the "stolen" iPhone 4G fame.
A Google search for Gizmodo's version of the story, or any other, now comes up blank because unfortunately, while the original story was fake, the photo accompanying it wasn't.
Mediaite reports that the site that set up the hoax, Sensacionalista, simply grabbed a random image of a woman and child from the internet to go with the fake story.
Yesterday, Sensacionalista was left looking a little foolish itself after it was forced to apologise to the woman and child in the picture.
Apparently she had been quickly identified and had rapidly become the subject of ridicule in her home town.
"A week ago we published an article about the woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a porn movie 3d," the site said.
"The article was fake and we used the photo that we found on the internet.
"Unfortunately, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention.
"Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology.
"That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live their own lives.
"We apologise for wrongfully taking their photo and putting it in our article.
Watching them can make you pregnant.
Or at least that's what internet pranksters would have you believe.
One "Jennifer Johnson" this week appeared to claim she suffered a hi-def 3D divine intervention while her soldier husband "Eric" was away serving in Iraq.
She said she was watching a pornographic movie with her friends when she came over "all dizzy", the story claimed.
A month later, she realised she was pregnant and eventually became the proud mother of a dark-skinned boy.
What's even more amazing is she and her husband were both white.
Ms Johnson said her 3D baby was "very much like the black porn star in the movie".
And if you, like most people, leapt to the conclusion that Mr Johnson might have been played for a fool — think again.
"I see it as suspicious," he said.
"The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible."
The story is, of course, a hoax. But it fooled many tech websites, including Gizmodo — that of the "stolen" iPhone 4G fame.
A Google search for Gizmodo's version of the story, or any other, now comes up blank because unfortunately, while the original story was fake, the photo accompanying it wasn't.
Mediaite reports that the site that set up the hoax, Sensacionalista, simply grabbed a random image of a woman and child from the internet to go with the fake story.
Yesterday, Sensacionalista was left looking a little foolish itself after it was forced to apologise to the woman and child in the picture.
Apparently she had been quickly identified and had rapidly become the subject of ridicule in her home town.
"A week ago we published an article about the woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a porn movie 3d," the site said.
"The article was fake and we used the photo that we found on the internet.
"Unfortunately, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention.
"Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology.
"That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live their own lives.
"We apologise for wrongfully taking their photo and putting it in our article.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Patriot Reindeer USB Flash Drive, 4GB
Patriot Reindeer USB Flash Drive, 4GB
look you take his pants off, to put your porn on!!!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
carefull
Do be careful of the flaming brown snowman that works along side
he dont care if he hurts your pride
he dont care if he hurts your pride
Day after christmass party
Getting up in morning after the xmass party and deliver papers....
Still pain in the ass ppl.....
Old man comes out "your late by an hour"
My response to him. "you poor fella you forgot to change your v
Clock back an hour" I said very sarcastically as old man Duff would say.
Old man gave me the finger
Still pain in the ass ppl.....
Old man comes out "your late by an hour"
My response to him. "you poor fella you forgot to change your v
Clock back an hour" I said very sarcastically as old man Duff would say.
Old man gave me the finger
Friday, November 5, 2010
you been low Ball'ed
Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Magic
One of the worst things that you cannot find
a magic wire
this wire connects your PC via a possible USB end to your old CRT television from the 1980's
any idea where i can get one??
Duffy's friendly reminder
"if your cell phone falls in the crapper, reaching for it and its squishie, its not your phone!!"
a magic wire
this wire connects your PC via a possible USB end to your old CRT television from the 1980's
any idea where i can get one??
Duffy's friendly reminder
"if your cell phone falls in the crapper, reaching for it and its squishie, its not your phone!!"
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
New blog - very first blog
on the BIG Day of creation of my first blog
I go to burger king, coworkers are already there, ordering their food
Noisy buggers
I get my food, go back to work, sit in the lunch room
the buggers take off to Shaun place, thanks for the invite!!!
I go to burger king, coworkers are already there, ordering their food
Noisy buggers
I get my food, go back to work, sit in the lunch room
the buggers take off to Shaun place, thanks for the invite!!!
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